Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

cart

something i have nothing in

urban dictionary: your carts empty
me: I know

by ppmam January 29, 2021

cart

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her and she farts it out all over

Crazy Kate carted all over Beggs

by princess bearyyyyy January 15, 2009

carte

Damn awesome.

That shit was off the carte bro!

by nulldigit March 26, 2016

Cart

The act of farting cum.

"Dude, I came in her ass, and then she carted."

by Abe Coffee April 14, 2010

cart

a cart is created by holding a cat towards ones backside and farting onto it. the cart can then be passed on to an unsuspecting victim. phrase is derived from the mixture of cat/fart.

Joe, why dont you call your cat in by you, its bothering me... little does he know its a cart!

by unanimous anonymous October 14, 2007

Cart

In Monster Hunter, whenever you loose all your health you are taken back to the nearest camp on a cart by a team of palico. Thus, the community term for dying in MH is "Carting."

Cart three times in most quests and you will fail.

by sebacostamr September 14, 2018