YouPornJude's definitions

Cart

To Cum and Fart simultaneously.

Was getting a blowjob from Susan last night and I totally carted... she didn't even slow down.

by YouPornJude August 10, 2012

Clam Dig

The act of scouring through an overabundance of pubic hair not seen since 70s era Porn to find the sweet pussy lips hidden within.

I really hope Lisa has shaved her snatch since the last time I fucked her. I had to go on a Clam Dig just to find it last time.

by YouPornJude November 14, 2011