Capt

If down bad was a human

That guy (Capt) got rejected 20 times last night, he is so down bad

by NotCapt April 6, 2021

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Capt Finny

A condom or profalactive.

I always carry a Capt Finny for the times out on the 'sea of love'. Capt Finny keeps my sea men from going to the overboard depths of child support.

by roy dor November 30, 2007

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Capt A

A person of unusually high gayness.
Tends live alone, but has been seen in groups with Nesses steve_daves and the random Spacemonky

Woah, watch out there is a Capt A coming this way, he might try to anally rape you.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025