Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

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fucked to capacity

To have achieved the state of maximum sexual satisfaction.

To experience extreme misfortune.

"After 4 and half hours in bed with Rico, I finally felt fucked to capacity!"

"My in-laws are staying for the week." "Dude, you're fucked to capacity!"

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by MissTonya July 04, 2014

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Esophageal Capacity

When thrusting your man meat down a chicks throat, it slips into her esophagaus without any gag reflex.

"Damn that chick the other night had some serious esophageal capacity"

by Gyna November 10, 2006

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Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 01, 2013

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hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson May 27, 2007

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