Getting candyshopped

Witnessing sexual tension or action without wanting to and without any possibility to escape

N : I just walked into his room. L was covered in golden glitter, the song candy shop was on the radio. I think they were doing it!
L : Oh lord, you just got candyshopped!

Text messages

Me : I was sitting on the couch while that horny couple made out right next to me. I think I got candy - shopped so badly...

My friend : Mate, that's getting candyshopped at its finest!

by Golden rainbow glitter January 29, 2022

candiss

ftb linas wife

wow ftb lina and candiss are so cute

by Line0 January 5, 2019

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Canlisharinese

Canlisharinese is a mixture of 4 different languages:
English, Cantonese, Mandarin, and Japanese.
The "Can-" is derived from Cantonese; the "-lish" is derived from English; the "-arin" is derived from Mandarin; and the "-ese" is derived from Japanese.
However, using this language always cancels another language out, as English is an Subject-Verb-Object language, whereas Japanese is a Subject-Object-Verb language.
It is considered to be a joke language, as not many people speak all 4 of these languages, and the majority who do speak the 4 languages do not collide the 4 languages together.
Please note: Cantonese and Mandarin Chinese use the same characters, just different pronunciations.

Example of Canlisharinese:

Sentence: "彼女は is 很可愛い today."
Pinyin & Romanji: "Kanojo ha is ho kawaii today."
English: "She is really cute today."

by AyukuraChan October 13, 2011

a candisay

difficulty making a decision. a moment of thinkers block. A period of aphasia.

While planning the next days schedule I experienced a candisay which prevented me from finishing my work earlier.

by Greg O'Mahony April 12, 2006

Candihaps

This word takes the depressing reality of handicapped people and turns it into a word extremely pleasant to say. Go ahead. Try it and tell me it's not.

When driving, be keen to avoid impact with Candihaps because they can't move as fast.

by SS4Vegeta June 12, 2011

Candyshiv

A knife that is made from sucking} on the end of a candy cane to a point and useing it to stab someone.

My girlfriend stabed me with a candyshiv seven times

by candyman420 November 1, 2013