calum

(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble

"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"

calum by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013

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A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

Calum by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

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mi beautifull sexc buff boom ting
es changd ma life round we dnt gt as much time as we wnt 2 alone tho so evrytime we do its special

bredrin1''yo i hear she still all luvd up wit cal''
bredrin2'' yup nd es da same''

calum by ?? May 22, 2004

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Calum is a great person who makes his friends smile even though he can annoy some off his friends most of his friends start with A he is a loyal boyfriend and a great kisser he would follow his girlfriend to the end of the world Calum’s are helpful and brightens up peoples days especially the ones he loves

Person1: so u go out with Calum Person 2:yes. Person 1:lucky I wish I could find I guy like that

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A cool as fuck guy with style high
above his peers. He is musical and sporty. He is hot and sexy, he is genuine and sweet . His green eyes glisten, he is a true beauty and should be treated well and looked after by a beautiful woman, but who will she be?

man i’m glad we met this guy he’s such a freaking Calum bro x

Calum by Calmomac October 30, 2019

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Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.

Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.

Calum by notcalum October 12, 2019

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