notcalum's definitions

dumbassery

Behaviour determined to be dumbass like.

would you please stop this dumbassery

by notcalum February 17, 2020

Calum

Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.

Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.

by notcalum October 12, 2019