Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 09, 2010
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.
Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.
A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not
The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.
To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.
Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.
WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.
A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not
The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.
To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.
Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.
WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)
Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'
1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!
1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'
1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!
1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
by wardataionstation November 04, 2010
by dumnerd118 January 06, 2010
Jonas:Hey man you wanna play COD
Matt:Whats COD?
Jonas:The greatest game ever ever i pwn noobs on it all the time
Matt:You need to get out more
C.O.D/ C.O.D 4/COD4/COD
Matt:Whats COD?
Jonas:The greatest game ever ever i pwn noobs on it all the time
Matt:You need to get out more
C.O.D/ C.O.D 4/COD4/COD
by SoundLad August 05, 2008
They are many players (or Noobs) on either Call of Duty Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2 that watch over their virtual land.
They vary from being suckish to actually really good. The will proclaim to themselves or to their subjects anyone they suspect is noob or camper for possesing any weapon or loitering in a location they don't like.
But most are driven to extiction due to the rise of actual skilled players going Kratos or Perseus on them and knocking their fat @$$es off their dented cuishoned thrones. This event reverts them into their true froms, the common 9yr old whining player as he slam his controller in utter defeat.
They vary from being suckish to actually really good. The will proclaim to themselves or to their subjects anyone they suspect is noob or camper for possesing any weapon or loitering in a location they don't like.
But most are driven to extiction due to the rise of actual skilled players going Kratos or Perseus on them and knocking their fat @$$es off their dented cuishoned thrones. This event reverts them into their true froms, the common 9yr old whining player as he slam his controller in utter defeat.
Player 1: Oh i just got double killed by a predator missile
Gods of C.O.D (Ex:Cod432796): Effin noob, i bet you think your so dumn cool, why the heck you go after me, there were other players all around and you had to go after me (slams controller)
(please post any other players you think deserve this title,
and if your that one skilled player, stop excercising and having a life and star being a god killer)
Gods of C.O.D (Ex:Cod432796): Effin noob, i bet you think your so dumn cool, why the heck you go after me, there were other players all around and you had to go after me (slams controller)
(please post any other players you think deserve this title,
and if your that one skilled player, stop excercising and having a life and star being a god killer)
by thatwiseoldmanfromdownthelane June 13, 2010
C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 April 18, 2011