clungebutter

A ladies nether juice

Harriet's cunt was so wet there was clungebutter all down hers legs and into her shoes

by clungebutter June 14, 2013

clungecraft

the dark lady art that renders men powerless.

Gordon's credit cards were rapidly nearing their limit but Valerie's clungecraft was all-powerful. He WOULD buy her those shoes in the faint hope of some action later.

by SmiTTTen January 10, 2014

Grunge clunge

Grunge Clunge (adj); The sweaty, dirty clunge you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.

Dude, I just got me some grunge clunge!

by AmyLeeGangBang December 20, 2010

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.

Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.

by GaryArnold August 8, 2009