cumgurt

The combination of cum and yogurt

I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgum

noun: chewing gum that has a juicy center and squirts its juices into the mouth(s) of those who partake of it.

After our extended french kissing and feeling each off, Tammy knew I was getting ready to go down and suck her breasts when I would bring out a piece of cumgum. We would put in between our teeth gingerly, and then join our mouths. Then we would crunch the cumgum. Occasionally, I would also apply some of the cumgum to her breasts, clit, and little man in the boat, but I always used the spearmint flavor because the cinnamon was a bit hot, almost to the point of being caustic.

by Sex luver September 25, 2007

cumgargoyle

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.

Janet is a real cumgargoyle.

by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cumgasm

Someone who ejaculates in a moment of excitment..

OMG Today, I just bought a very sexy laptop. Imma cumgasm.

That girl who was at the party last night was cumgasmically sexy.

by Anon123165 January 11, 2008

Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

by badcredit January 10, 2009