bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

by Indestinate February 26, 2024

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'

by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024