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Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
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Buzzard

When a person is either very lame or wack.
by 1030BSM July 12, 2012
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Buzzard Lookin' Ass

Someone who has the inability to eat ice cream correctly. They eat it obnoxiously with odd mating calls in between. They also ignore the ice cream that just so happens to be coating their face.
Also known as Junebug lookin' ass.
Dude, did you see how ugly he was eating his ice cream? What a buzzard lookin' ass.
by Niggagrape July 7, 2011
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Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.
Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
by babyudon December 22, 2020
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BuzzardFucker

Someone; usually a male who gets a girl drunk and fucks her after she passes out.
Tom is a BuzzardFucker. He got my mom drunk and fucked her when she passed out.
by zfghadhdhrgb December 9, 2008
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buzzard breath

breath so bad it could knock a buzzard clear off an out-house for 100 yards away
That dude has some serious buzzard breath workin'
by Cigar City Nole May 25, 2010
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the buzzard

an individual that looks for the drunkest girl at a party and attempts to take her up to his room for who knows what, commonly referred to as J-Bone.
The buzzard swooped on that girl so fast, she didn't know what hit her.
by smitty85 October 22, 2006
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