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buttsmack

A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.
Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.

Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!
by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005
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Buttsmucker

Reffering to the word buttfucker in a PG 13 manner ~~~ often used against someone homosexual or something being a total dueche bag. or just to have fun with friends
Dood your such buttsmucker!
by iAr7y13rB3ast October 14, 2009
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buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.
"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."
by T. Odom May 19, 2006
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ButtTime

same as "butt dial" but with FaceTime.
Person 1. "Did you just FaceTime me?"
Person 2. "Nah sorry I ButtTimed you."
by MegaDarkhorse May 22, 2015
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buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.
Why are you so buttsick?
by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014
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buttshmut

Hey ya dude u been on buttshmut or sunkin cuz ur attitude is off the heezy for sheezy!!!
*BANG* fukcker!!!
by holacokb47ghettohalr November 4, 2003
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Buttsumption

The eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the anus.

Sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the anus may also be referred to as buttsumption.

A term that usually accompanies anal sex with a very loose anus. The extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the penis, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.

The butt seems as though it is swallowing the penis whole.
Mark: "Hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? Gets you drunk like mad crazy!"
Paul: "Think I'll pass on that one."

Hannah: "Stuffing my bum with acorns."
Jack: "I don't think those are meant for human buttsumption."

Tom: "Hey Bro, heard you got anal from Alice last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah. Too bad her anus was loose as a clown's pocket. Her butt almost swallowed me whole!"
Tom: "Damn, dude. Sounds like a case of penile buttsumption!"
by Angrywank March 17, 2013
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