Buttfuckistan

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.

That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.

by Benny Dover January 1, 2009

sym'o buttfuck

a male who buttfucks a younger women in a high school bathroom. Usually contracts a STD and or from making out with them he gets Gingivitis.

Jordon:(walks past girl) He you wanna go to the bathroom with me.
Girl: Nah, you are a SYM'O BUTTFUCk i don't want your STDs or Gingivitis.
Ugly Girl: I will jordon!!!
Jordon:FUCK MY LIFE!

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret January 4, 2012

buttpucker

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

by Mica M December 23, 2007

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011

Buttsuckles

(n)and/or(v)-this word means to suck. it means that you really, really suck. it can also mean that something is grimy, or shitty to say. Or maybe something that you did to someone, like maybe say something mean to a chick..a friend of mine would go, damn darren, that was buttsuckles.like Darren thats buttsuckles.

for instance..i know this guy named Charlie (Chuck) Glansdorf..his nickname was 'buttsuckles' but than 'buttsuckles' just became a word we would use in our everyday lives. He hated that name, but we absolutely didnt care because it was such a brilliant name/word.

I Bad daB I: i buttsuckles, you buttsuckles, they buttsuckles, we buttsuckles, you'all buttsuckles

by Darren M.W. May 1, 2006

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009