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Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022
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mrs. butterworth

I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!
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mrs.buttersworth

to inject maple syrup into a white girls ass, so as to have her squirt it out onto a stack of pancakes or her partners face.
Tony: yo vinny last night i brought home dis sexy white girl, and u wont believe it, but she let me mrs.buttersworth her.
Vinny: no fackin way man! thats gross, did u get it on ur face or pancakes
Tony: BOTH!

(they high five)
by P-Bone~pt2 October 30, 2009
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The Butterworth Effect

The level above “Simp”. The act of putting yourself below a women with nothing in return what so ever. Being persuaded to do actions you are reluctant to do. Along with the thought that this person is beneficial to your wellbeing.
Mike has been going suffering from The Butterworth Effect. He’s hop off Xbox 4 times this weekend just to drive with that women around.
by Slit sniffer May 16, 2020
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Mary Butterworth School

Mary Butterworth School is a school full of drug addicts and f boys/girls and good hearted teachers. Teachers there are nice and the school has a great academic teaching aproach but the kids there are ass
Hey do you go to Mary Butterworth School?

I went there for grade 7-9 yeah, it was alright.
by Do you “ya dig”? October 16, 2019
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Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006
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Butterworth

Did u know he said he was a Butterworth
by #*+_? May 4, 2018
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