Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.

Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.

by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022

buttcrack

A descriptive adjective to be used if one's appearance or actions either resemble or call to mind the crevice between the cheeks of the ass.

Her smile looked like a buttcrack on it's side. OR... You are being such a buttcrack right now because you won't go out with me.

by Glutius Maximus April 18, 2005

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

ButtCrackula

A person whose major intrest is sucking on the hole of a buttcrack. Normally in the form of a Mexican woman. Victims side affects consist of chronic butt pain, the sideways walk, and The Rebecca Ortiz dance(walking like an ass rape victim)

ButtCrackula seemed to only go out at night to find and buttwhole to suck with no intrest of other intreging female private parts.

by Raiderpower5236 November 16, 2010

buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

buttcrack!

the crack between your buttcheeks, used in the song Fireman by Lil' Wayne: "i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!"

i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!

by Bonisha Clo May 4, 2006