buttcrumbs

What your dirty butt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.

Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008

buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.

1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.

by Theoddfather June 1, 2015

Buttcrunch

When you take your mouth and bite the asshole and hear the butt juice squirt out

I buttcrunched your sister earlier

by Kid railz May 11, 2019

buttcuddle

where 2 gay men jizz on each others butts then rub there buttcheeks together and use the jizz as lube to make it easier to rub the buttcheeks together

me and andrew had a buttcuddle last night

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026