panic butter

extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.

also good on toast.

Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!

Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!

(hurls panic butter, then exit)

Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!

(stands around confused until arrested)

by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007

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Butter The Pan

An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.

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Buttering The Pan

"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"

by Jahred Gamez July 16, 2008

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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.

Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

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Butter your pancake

To fuck someone up the ass.

Would you like me to butter your pancake behind the school later?

by BAM [it's me] September 26, 2008

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Butter party

The intricate procedure of making butter with friends. The process includes chugging as much milk as you can, then choking yourself with a long pole going up and down until butter starts to form. Slide the butter out of the anus into a square shaped container. Have a butter feast there after.

Mate, wanna have a butter party at my place?

by PoleChoker March 10, 2020

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