BURGEER

When you say REEEE and rage

That boi just burgeered

by john232 December 10, 2018

Burnhee

Someone who is easily burned by the sun or has a sunburn

Bruh I am a complete burnhee. I’ve gotta use spf9000

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020

Log Burner

A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the anus. The burning sensation exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.

Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common affliction among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food.

Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.

Jill enjoyed eating the spicy Chicken Tikka last night at the Indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a Log Burner that left her rectum feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.

by cephwalk July 9, 2009

Slow burner

A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.

J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.

by Razeur June 28, 2014

Ben Burnley

Ben Burnley- Unbelievably sexy and talented. Possibly the hottest lead singer ever. Frontman of Breaking Benjamin.

Speaker 1: That must be the sexiest man ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Ben Burnley.

by she_dexy May 13, 2005

Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.

Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014

Apply Cold Water To Burned Area

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.

Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.

by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013