burnletsky

To pull a burnletsky is to go from nothing to everything in the sexual world in one night. A burnletsky can only properly occur when one has never kissed a girl outside of the family on the mouth before, and somehow ends up hooking up, getting a blow job, having sex, etc. in one ultimate night. To pull a burnletsky is the most desired thing for any who are able to pull it off (never kissed...).

GUY 1: dude, did you hear about alex?

GUY 2: naaw bro what happened?

GUY 1: he totally pulled a burnletsky last night!

GUY 2: thats effin awesome! I wish I could pull a burnletsky!

by rydoked April 21, 2010

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Burleson

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

by Squid Lips June 12, 2019

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Buffler

Strategic use of toilet paper pressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.

Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm

by Ripcordconcord November 18, 2009

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Burfee

when a man (or woman) burps into a pussy and the girl queefs it back in their face

girl: "burfee time"
guy: "yeahyaaa"

by tek-monay June 10, 2010

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Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.

Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009

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