bumfunnery

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

bumfungas

Someone who sniffs around your or someone's else's arse only when money is involved..

There's that bumfungas trying for a sniff of your purse again!

by M8PGK October 8, 2017

bumfuzzled

to be clueless of

I was bumfuzzled today in math class.

by jman1072 September 20, 2010

bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

Bumfuzzled

When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.

Example:

When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!

What the hell was he thinking? I'm just.... BUMFUZZLED!

by TX-5OH July 2, 2011

Bumfumbles

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

bumfuzzle

bastardization of befuddle, often used reflexively; baffle; confuse.

I thought math was hard, but physics totally bumfuzzled me.

by insignis November 14, 2003