Bullfucking

Total bullshit. The act of being bullshitted.

Friend: That test is today you know.

You: Are you bullfucking me?!?

Friend: No I'm not a bullfucker!!

by Candyman24 March 5, 2011

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Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

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Related Words

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Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.

There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies

*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit

One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!

by dangnuggets June 7, 2016

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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh March 8, 2011

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