brown eyes 

Someone that is so full of shit, that you can see it in there eyes. Thus they have brown eyes. Originated in the American South-West.

Frank: Dude, the Holocaust was fake!
Kevin: Sure it was brown eyes.

brown eyes by Stephen Danyiles November 19, 2007

brown eyes 

1. Term often used for breasts or boobs
2. Those two brown things on either side of a nose
3. plural form of Brown Eye, anus

1. "I like a girl with a big booty and some big brown eyes"
2. "Hey Dave, I never knew you had brown eyes!"
3. "Jackie's brown eye is bangin' yo"

brown eyes by The Oblivious February 5, 2004

Brown eyes 

The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.

Brown eyes by swiftsky October 3, 2017

Brown Eyes 

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.

Brown Eyes by trulyali November 22, 2021

Brown Eyes 

You know... They say women don't like to be complimented about things that are out of their control. Eyes for example. All of the "Game" theorists say it's a no-no. But... I don't believe that that's a real thing. So, fuck em. I'll compliment whatever the fuck I want!

Hym "You are literally the reason I started to like brown eyes. I used to hate my eye color. It just didn't seem interesting to me. But now..."

Brown Eyes by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

brown eyes. 

Brown as in the color of shit.
Eyes as in the shit you use to see color.

I don't need one

brown eyes. by dont need one June 29, 2004

brown eyes wide shut party 

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

brown eyes wide shut party by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018