Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.
by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019
Get the Simon Brooker mug.1: one who acts as a middle-man in large quantity drug deals (specifically marijuana)
a : a person with lots of connections both socially and business-related, who is trusted by both the buyer and the seller to facilitate the actual transfer of product and payment for a small fee.
b : a person who negotiates the terms of a drug deal and guarantees a safe and smooth transaction
2: Weed Broker
3: one who sells or distributes marijuana
a : a person with lots of connections both socially and business-related, who is trusted by both the buyer and the seller to facilitate the actual transfer of product and payment for a small fee.
b : a person who negotiates the terms of a drug deal and guarantees a safe and smooth transaction
2: Weed Broker
3: one who sells or distributes marijuana
Is Dan still a broker? Because I got a buyer who just flew in from New York and he needs somebody with good connections.
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by Area Fifty One September 4, 2008
Get the broker mug.the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)
Dude, I totally pulled a Brosmer last night at the bar. God, I hope no one finds out but it was a close game and I didnt want to leave so I trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.
by bravo22 July 17, 2009
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Get the Brosketti mug.An all out full contact game of mini basketball commonly played in a small hallway or room with a bunch of bros. The objective is to plow your way to the basket in an attempt to "slam it home". There are no rules and games are played to 5. To become a preeminent player you must play with heart and a hankering for winning.
by sjfcWard4 March 4, 2011
Get the Brosketball mug.The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut butter.
“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”
“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”
Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”
Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
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