Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

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bronk clonkston

when youre so fucked up its bad

yo im bronk clonkston rn

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

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soul-bronk

to take it to your opponent or someone whos hatin' on you.

Yo! You just got soul bronked

by Duane Goehring September 11, 2005

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Bronks

Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.

Bronks the Mighty

Bronks the Great

My homie bronks right?

Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.

Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020

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Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

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