Bloomfield Hills

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

by doobies4u November 18, 2005

Brookfield, CT

A small town of rich white people. not much ethnic diversity. a drag.

"Jeez, you must be from Brookfield, CT."

by ayou September 29, 2009

West Bloomfield High School

A bunch of kids that mess around and act like there cool and vape. They also go over the top for homecoming. Thanks Mr. Watson

I got to West Bloomfield high school

by High Cow October 10, 2018

Brookfield

A city in southeastern Wisconsin, a super suburb of Milwaukee. Known for high cost of living and little else: there's not much to do, but parents like it because it has a pretty decent school district. Other Wisconsin kids think that Brookfield kids have a general 'elitist' attitude, when it's only a handful. Kids from Brookfield Central are snobby and rich, while kids from Brookfield East are more diverse: potheads, snobs, and general freaks.

"You're from Brookfield? Why are you nice?"

by Lacymen April 23, 2005

west bloomfield

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity.

Thats a west bloomfield kid.

by WBJEW July 19, 2005

Brasfield

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.

There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.

by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010

Bloomfielding

The act of selling an object back to someone for less than half of the price that you paid for it in the first place.

How much did you loose off that Bloomfielding?

by Dragerage June 29, 2018