Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Boofection

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

by genxsync October 23, 2012

brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

Bronnection

When two bros share a totally non homosexual intimate connection

After a few too many strawberry daiquiris and mojitos, it was obvious me and charlie had a serious bronnection

by the slaig November 14, 2011

Bronnection

The act of being the mutual bro that bronnects the broship.
See also: Bronnector Bronnect Bronnecting Brolationship

"So how do you two know each other?"
"Oh Kati is the bronnection"

by lexi96 August 31, 2012

Bronnection

when you and yer bros just like make a connection

bro 1:"bro I just fuckin ate 3 entire pizzas"
bro 2:"bro me too"
noth bros, harmonizing in the key of g major:"BRONNECTION"

by aguywhojustwantssomepizza January 11, 2019