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norcal brocore kids that go to hardcore shows, who are crazy ass'.
brocore STYLE:basketball shorts, hardcore and/ or metal shirts(stick to your guns, set your goals etc), oldskool vans, and baseball hats worn backwards and barely on the head. "
this is all true, and most brocore kids used to be scene kids, that one day decided to become TUFF.
norcal brocore kids that go to hardcore shows, who are crazy ass'.
brocore STYLE:basketball shorts, hardcore and/ or metal shirts(stick to your guns, set your goals etc), oldskool vans, and baseball hats worn backwards and barely on the head. "
this is all true, and most brocore kids used to be scene kids, that one day decided to become TUFF.
"What happened to XCody?"
"oh he got tired of looking like a faggot and decided to shave his head and go brocore"
"oh he got tired of looking like a faggot and decided to shave his head and go brocore"
by XcurtisX October 28, 2007
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by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011
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A word used to describe the jocks and "bros" (preppy faggots) that come to punk, hardcore, etc. concerts/shows. The brocore kids usually stand out from the rest because of their hollister hats accompanied by a hot-topic shirt of the band that happens to be playing. They usually stand in the back wankin it.
- Dude did you see those brocore kids at the show?
Ya the one with the Sense's Fail t-shirt molested me.
- It's alright I fucked his emo girlfriend behind the merch stand.
Ya the one with the Sense's Fail t-shirt molested me.
- It's alright I fucked his emo girlfriend behind the merch stand.
by MFKNC June 1, 2007
Get the brocore mug.One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.
He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
by bros-hoes=justbros January 13, 2011
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by Garruk February 24, 2011
Get the Brochure mug.Commonly defined as a "hardcore" broski/broham/brosif/brohawk. The antonym would be a brozo, or a broski who thinks he is a brocore, but is really a bag of doosh.
by Dj Brodd August 12, 2008
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Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
by thisisnuts January 27, 2013
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