Brocure

The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.

Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.

by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

brocum

Semen of a guy in a bromance who crosses the line and jerks off in front of the other guy

We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!

by Wyeth October 2, 2009

brocopter

folding your ring, middle, and index fingers and having your thumb and pinky up. it is similar to the Y in sign language. having done this shake your hand like the blades of a helicopter.

I saw two of my best bros and threw up the brocopter.

by tre-1 October 21, 2010

Bro cup

A cup usually held by bro's at a party. They usually contains some sort of alcohol in it. The cups are almost always red, possibly to hide the fact that they are drinking?

Guy 1: Yo, dude you going to that party saturday?

Guy 2: Yeah dawg, the invite says to bring stuff.

Guy 3: Dude just go to publix and get some bro cups, they're cheap!

by pseudobin December 14, 2009

Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

by Estupz August 26, 2009

brocephus

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.

(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?

by CEODutch January 13, 2009