brocrasterbate

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

Brocret

A secret shared among bros. It is recognized as one of the highest and most sacred oaths of the Bro Code. Breaking the oath and revealing the brocret can and is punishable by death.

Christian has a brocret that he needs to tell Jeromy and Riqo.

by BroCode Scribe November 25, 2013

Procreate then Selfdefenestrate

Part of a galaxy brain chain based on cum and go, ejaculate and evacuate, shoot your goo then bid her adieu, etc.

Person 1= Hey have you seen the galaxy brain meme dude
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny

Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO

this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?

by ThePastafarian October 6, 2018

brotreat

A retreat of bros. Where two or more bros go to bro out without any communication to their respective regular relationship. A time of bonding and relaxation.

Jonathan "Ay bro, is Dylan comin on our brotreat?"
Trace "Yeah man, he said he was"

*Dylan walks over*
Dylan "Man I know it's against the rules but, I gotta Skype my dog while I'm gone. I can't bear going a day without seeing my little princess"

Jonathan and Trace "Dude, weak"

by El Hermano(the bro) July 25, 2015

Brocate

the act of finding a lost bro.

Where's Reggie?
I don't know we might have to Brocate.

by Morgs1619 May 23, 2016

Brocruiter

Under thirty male HR talent recruiter in the tech sector who is over the top warm and chummy on the initial screening call, agrees with everything you say and speaks as if he has been with the company for years, yet is unlikely to know even the most basic aspects of the business. He believes free beer means a great corporate culture. Has a varsity letter in foosball. This is likely his fourth position in the past two years due to acquisitions that have made him redundant. He can be replaced by Siri and no one would notice.

Oh man, I was really excited to interview with the company until the screen with the brocruiter.

by BrotherWeasel June 9, 2018

Brobreaker

When the trio fan page made a video where anastasio BREAKS BROMANCE it’s not real doe

Brobreaker— Follow me on tiktok lmao

@_Gianna_Nusca_

by @just.a.random.commenter June 1, 2020