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broscussion

A discussion among bros over topics that typically should only be discussed among bros.
Bro: Hey, so what porn sites do you visit?

Other Bro: Oh, I dunno the usual. Porntube, etc.

Bro: I'm glad we could have this broscussion.
by jignasty December 15, 2009
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bromission

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'
"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."
by phooji May 18, 2010
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broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro
1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.
Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!
by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011
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Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything
Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.
by datdude111 August 16, 2011
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Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.
"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."
by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011
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brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"
by Thorm February 5, 2010
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