Broccoli

Old people, especially old women.

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.

by Yadingus June 9, 2016

broccoli

another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana

i'm smoking up my broccoli

by rymaxam October 26, 2017

broccoli

coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana

i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now

by chico May 5, 2003

broccoli

broccoli is a very special stuffed animal because he is very soft and is a crowd-pleaser. Broccoli is a celeb since many of my friends know and love him.

broccoli loves getting attention

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

by Adrian November 6, 2004

Broccolied

The act of putting a broccoli into ones anus and acting as if you have a bunnies tail

Oh god I tried this one thing last night

What was it

Aronn broccolied me, he even gave me ears to go with it!

by Heart mirror February 25, 2017

broccoli

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

by Shawn B. May 8, 2003