A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021
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by bridal guru December 20, 2013
Get the rk bridalmug. The act of female ejaculating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
by drdavidb November 2, 2014
Get the Bridal Showermug. In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.
In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
by Omskillet January 18, 2009
Get the Bisexual bridal showermug. A micromanaging bridesmaid (read: not the Maid of Honor) who takes it upon herself to boss around or bully another bridesmaid at a basic girl wedding. Usually it's because the rest of the bridesmaids are a tight knit clique or friends based on work, and the targeted one is either the brides relative, or childhood estranged friend, so she will assume the chosen target is not competent. The bridal party including bride in this situation are usually basic or woo girls and are besties, except the target. Often seen paying more attention than necessary to what her target is doing, and either telling her what to do, as target is already doing it, or double checking that the target did said task, since the "other" can't be trusted since she's not 'in'.
The BPB is almost never caught or called out by anyone else and usually, since the target isn't in their crowd, the target won't ever be believed that this person is a total shitcunt since she's a bestie of everyone else. The BPB knows this and works it to her advantage.
In her circle of friends, this girl is usually the bitchy one, and feels it's justifiable.
She usually has this personality too, because she's also the least pretty one.
The BPB is almost never caught or called out by anyone else and usually, since the target isn't in their crowd, the target won't ever be believed that this person is a total shitcunt since she's a bestie of everyone else. The BPB knows this and works it to her advantage.
In her circle of friends, this girl is usually the bitchy one, and feels it's justifiable.
She usually has this personality too, because she's also the least pretty one.
When I was a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding, this total bitch had to hover over every move I made! She was a total bridal party bitch!
by shitter brother December 1, 2015
Get the bridal party bitchmug. a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
by natchoman2 March 11, 2024
Get the bridal blossommug. Weddings are so damn expensive! Bridal besties help the bride with anything she needs to lower costs and to help with anything in general. Picking up food for wedding rehearsal, fluffing the dress, taking pics, make-up, music, etc. She names it and bridal beastie's got it!
by fernyferny July 3, 2021
Get the Bridal Bestiemug.