Bret

The sexiest guy in the whole world loves to play hockey and has a big dick.

Bret is hot.

by Breta.d May 10, 2022

Bret

A old ceedy barstard who stairs at Amanda with his gay little binoculars all day long. He looks at her ass all the time and gets a stiffy off her all the time. He is known as pop or dirty grandpa

Broooo did you see Bret today he was stairing at Amanda’s ass again

by 69mynigga April 17, 2019

Bret

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

bret

a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.

girl 1: hey look at that thing wearing swim goggles and holding an onion. she's totally a bret.
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret

by alpha kappa nunu July 18, 2020

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

bret

The right way to say bread.

Person 1: I just baked some bread.
Person 2: Dude, it's pronounced 'bret'.

by GOC (God of Cats) March 21, 2021