A old ceedy barstard who stairs at Amanda with his gay little binoculars all day long. He looks at her ass all the time and gets a stiffy off her all the time. He is known as pop or dirty grandpa
by 69mynigga April 17, 2019
by mothers penis April 2, 2020
by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.
girl 1: hey look at that thing wearing swim goggles and holding an onion. she's totally a bret.
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
by alpha kappa nunu July 19, 2020
Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.
by Dli March 7, 2014
by GOC (God of Cats) March 21, 2021