breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Creedtard

A misinformed person who believes the creedmoor family of calibers to be superior to all others. Often described as "the vegan of the shooting world" they're generally hated by everyone but have to be tolerated due to the nanny state. These shooters can often be seen sporting man buns, vape sticks, tofu and in same sex relationships. It's also medically proven that the 6.5 cartridge is known to reduce testosterone levels often leading to transgender procedures.

RO I wish to move to another firepoint, the creedtards are re-enacting broke back mountain again.

by jjj bounce June 3, 2019

Beetard

A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.

Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019

breadward

bread's full name.

"hey did you see breadward?" "yeah he's at trayvon vert's trap house."

by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017

Breetarded

A metal song or band that has so many pig squeals (bree), that it's beyond all human comprehension.

1) Dude, did you hear that song 'A Furtive Monologue' by Despised Icon? It's fucking Breetarded!

by Breediculouslyschmexy December 9, 2008

Beetard

Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.

Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.

by imntworthy May 30, 2010

brietard

A brietard is a person so cushioned by the financial success and high life of his/her family, that he/she has never had to work or think for him/herself, and therefore, has an underdeleveloped understanding of the "real world".

The children of tycoons are often brietards.

Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.

That Paris Hilton is such a brietard.

by basilmunroe October 6, 2006