breath mint (n/adj.)

1) something that is cool or fresh
2) someone that is cool or fresh
"I thought the dinner with her parents was gonna suck, but they were real breath mints, man."
by Butch Rosser April 28, 2005
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South Dakota Breath Mint

When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.
“Oh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!”
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When your sister pussy farts in your mouth to get the smell of your brothers dick off your breath.
Billie Jean had a hot date, so she asked her sister for a West Virginia breath mint.
by stoopidphucker June 24, 2009
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Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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Breath mint moment

That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.
Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....
by Prickly Balls March 9, 2021
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Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.
Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.
by Chunk762 September 22, 2023
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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".
I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.
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