Breastest

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.

She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.

by Asnogordo May 30, 2018

Braitism

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 3, 2005

breasticles

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

by knifewounds January 16, 2009

breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

by [e-mail] August 25, 2005

breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008