Breakdancing Coin

When a person drops a coin and a rhythmic circular movement ensues, causing the coin to breakdance so fast, that it can only be stopped by standing on it.

(man drops coin):

Man 1 : ohhh man look at that coin go!

Man 2 : yeah fam, that coin is breakdancing!

Man 1 : Yeah, that is one sick Breakdancing Coin

Breakdancing Coin by ReppinDetmold July 11, 2009

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Breakdancing Chicken

Get your partner off choice, get them on top, pick em like a chicken and spin them around while they make chicken noises

God, me and my girl just did the breakdancing chicken and she layed a brown egg.

Breakdancing Chicken by baconandco October 1, 2023

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Canadian breakdancing

The act of slipping on ice and saving it repeatedly

Dude 1: *slips*
Dude 2: "haha nice one bro"
random canadian dude: "nice moves eh"
Dude 2: "canadian breakdancing"

Canadian breakdancing by Ya boi patty cakes March 7, 2015

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Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...

Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!

Jesus Breakdancing Christ by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007

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Indian breakdancing

The leapfrog-like activity where a group typically on a run or bike ride takes turns moving from the back of the line to the front of the line one at a time.

Wow this is a hard run. We should do Indian breakdancing to help push through!

Indian breakdancing by sammertime May 14, 2016

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involuntary breakdancing

When you have a seizure but wanna be funny at the same time

Omg Fred watched the Porygon Pokémon episode and started involuntary breakdancing!

involuntary breakdancing by BmoreCrabby March 4, 2022

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Break-Dancing Fred

A thick old twat who performed a geriatric break-dance on Britain's Got Talent whilst claiming benefits for being disabled.

Does the old dickhead think that the benefits people don't watch television?

But its Break-Dancing Fred! He's a poor old man and should be allowed to cheat the benefits system!

Break-Dancing Fred by Flappy Dickwad May 28, 2009

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