who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Paul Breach

Paul Breach is a notorious TikTok creator posting under the username @Beautybeyondthe_eye. He creates cringeworthy dance videos and is actually most known for being a nonce. British people are constantly seeing him in public in many areas of the country, you just have to hope you wont spot him in your county next.

Person 1: I just spotted Paul Breach in London today. WTF.

Person 2: I'm very sorry, wishing you a strong and steady recovery.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

cheese-breather

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020

Anus breath

A man has been eating nothing but farts 4 days in row

You've got a anus breath

by Kingofdick March 21, 2019

Yard Breather

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

rick breath

Term used to describe the quality of a gentleman's breath after consuming vast amounts of alcohol and cigarettes. Typically attributed to a man of questionable character who frequents watering holes with little to no regard for public health standards. I cannot claim this definition as my own but full props goes to the O-Dog!

That chick must be totally bombed if she's tongue fighting with with that guy! He's been pounding the 50 and lighting darts like there is no tomorrow, serious Rick breath.

by raenrfm February 10, 2015