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Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.
1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn
by UFeelingCheekyM8 March 9, 2016
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by brazzersruby June 5, 2021
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The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
iMessage
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021
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Typically you see a good ad on pornhub for a hot video, only to find out you need to pay Brazzers to view it.
Typically you see a good ad on pornhub for a hot video, only to find out you need to pay Brazzers to view it.
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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