Brazard

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1. (bru-zard) Derived from the word "bastard", Brazard is a less harsh version of the word, with a slighly different meaning. Meant to be used casually and in excess around friends, sometimes for no reason. Also a good alternative to the term bastard when around children or parents.

2. When preceded by "you", "those", "these", or "yeah, hey, these", an expression used when something intense happens.

1. Dude, quit being such a brazard.

2. You brazard! or Yeah, hey, these brazards!

Brazard by Kurtis and Evan December 17, 2005

Words you can keep

Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Related Words

Brazard • Bazard • blazard • bratard • Bratarded • The Branard Theory • Mr. Brizard • brad ardelean gay

Mr. Brizard

A guy with strange gelled hair. He thinks he is funny but he really isn't. Mr. Brizards generally spend their time walking around and staring at people, which is very creepy.

Person 1: "Why does that guy keep looking at me?"
Person 2: "Relax. It's just Mr. Brizard!"

Mr. Brizard by Leachim222 June 25, 2012

Bazard

A person who is unnaturally strange or eccentric.

-Man, that girl was quite a bazard!
-I know, right? She wouldn't stop talking about rabbits!

Bazard by seancorr March 15, 2011

blazard

A snow storm during which you stay inside for days and smoke

It's brutal being out of chips in the middle of a blazard.

blazard by 1819cville February 5, 2010

bratard

When a girl is trying to take off her bra without removing any of her clothes first.

Jesus, Jessica, you look like a bratard right now.

bratard by tcarprof February 22, 2015

Bazard

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

Bazard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026