Brazard 

1. (bru-zard) Derived from the word "bastard", Brazard is a less harsh version of the word, with a slighly different meaning. Meant to be used casually and in excess around friends, sometimes for no reason. Also a good alternative to the term bastard when around children or parents.

2. When preceded by "you", "those", "these", or "yeah, hey, these", an expression used when something intense happens.

1. Dude, quit being such a brazard.

2. You brazard! or Yeah, hey, these brazards!

Brazard by Kurtis and Evan December 17, 2005

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Mr. Brizard 

A guy with strange gelled hair. He thinks he is funny but he really isn't. Mr. Brizards generally spend their time walking around and staring at people, which is very creepy.

Person 1: "Why does that guy keep looking at me?"
Person 2: "Relax. It's just Mr. Brizard!"

Mr. Brizard by Leachim222 June 25, 2012

Bazard 

A person who is unnaturally strange or eccentric.

-Man, that girl was quite a bazard!
-I know, right? She wouldn't stop talking about rabbits!

Bazard by seancorr March 15, 2011

blazard 

A snow storm during which you stay inside for days and smoke

It's brutal being out of chips in the middle of a blazard.

blazard by 1819cville February 5, 2010

bratard

When a girl is trying to take off her bra without removing any of her clothes first.

Jesus, Jessica, you look like a bratard right now.

bratard by tcarprof February 22, 2015

Bazard 

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

Bazard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003