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Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.

1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn

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Brazzercise

Euphemism for masturbation.

John: My arms are ripped from my furious Brazzercise session last night.

Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by Dan K. Memes January 9, 2016

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Brazzercise

Furious masturbation.

John: Dude my arms are ripped from my brazzercise session last night.
Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by _U_Wot_M8_ January 12, 2016

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braggercise

Posting exercise reports and fitness related endeavors to social media. Constantly.

So stoked to read your braggercise on Facebook about waking up at 4am and "killing it" with a new 5k personal record--and even with a sprained ankle! Cant wait to read about tomorrow's pilates class. Those are every other day, right? I sure hope you Instagram some pics of your abs after.

braggercise by milenine September 3, 2013

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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