Brazzercise

Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.

1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn

Brazzercise by UFeelingCheekyM8 March 9, 2016

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Brazzercise

Euphemism for masturbation.

John: My arms are ripped from my furious Brazzercise session last night.

Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by Dan K. Memes January 9, 2016

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Brazzercise • braggercise

Brazzercise

Furious masturbation.

John: Dude my arms are ripped from my brazzercise session last night.
Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by _U_Wot_M8_ January 12, 2016

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braggercise

Posting exercise reports and fitness related endeavors to social media. Constantly.

So stoked to read your braggercise on Facebook about waking up at 4am and "killing it" with a new 5k personal record--and even with a sprained ankle! Cant wait to read about tomorrow's pilates class. Those are every other day, right? I sure hope you Instagram some pics of your abs after.

braggercise by milenine September 3, 2013

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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