Brazzercise

Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.

1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn

Brazzercise by UFeelingCheekyM8 March 9, 2016

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Brazzercise

Euphemism for masturbation.

John: My arms are ripped from my furious Brazzercise session last night.

Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by Dan K. Memes January 9, 2016

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Brazzercise

Furious masturbation.

John: Dude my arms are ripped from my brazzercise session last night.
Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by _U_Wot_M8_ January 12, 2016

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braggercise

Posting exercise reports and fitness related endeavors to social media. Constantly.

So stoked to read your braggercise on Facebook about waking up at 4am and "killing it" with a new 5k personal record--and even with a sprained ankle! Cant wait to read about tomorrow's pilates class. Those are every other day, right? I sure hope you Instagram some pics of your abs after.

braggercise by milenine September 3, 2013

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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