A blue-collar city in Ontario with 100,000 people in it. It’s extremely poor and extremely dangerous. I lived in the “safest” part of the city (which is still worse than any other city), and the amount of unreported crime is ridiculous. The reported crime rate is only half of the story. Murderers, thieves, thugs, gangsters, and whatever else you can think of all call this shit hole home. You won’t see a worse downtown in your life. You can’t even walk around anywhere during the day, let alone at night. The only positives about the city are that housing prices are extremely low and Wayne Gretzky is from there.

Oh and by the way, those noises you hear everyday, they aren’t fireworks…
Brantford scares Chicago
by JustADude53 November 10, 2021
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A city in southern Ontario with a population of around 100,000.

I grew up in Detroit, have family in Chicago, and friends all over in cities like Buffalo and Fort Worth. I’ve been a frequenter in those cities for the majority of my life, and have never really had any problems regarding violence or other types of criminal activity. I went to Brantford by mistake one time while in Canada, and got jumped and robbed after walking out of a McDonald’s.

I went back a few years later while on a business trip to Hamilton. I stopped in Brantford to use a restroom, and when I came back out, my tires were flat and my windshield was broken. Oh and by the way, they stole the headrest on my passenger seat.
Brantford is a place you only go to if you have to. Do at your own discretion.
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The worst city you’ll ever visit. It’s full of homophobes, racists, sexists, you name it. Not to mention it’s dangerous EVERYWHERE. If you’re out walking your dog, make sure you wear a bullet proof vest. Just a bunch of crime, violence, poverty, ghettos, drugs and assholes. Someone is always either looking to kill, fight, or rob you. I didn’t even realize it was possible to have this much crime in one area! The only good thing to come from this shit hole is Wayne Gretzky.
Brantford sucks.
by StoneCold95 July 1, 2021
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A white trash city where as soon as you step foot inside the borders, you'll get offered heroine/alcohol/cigs, robbed by a homeless man with a pitbull, and then shot or stabbed multiple times. Everywhere is ghetto with houses falling apart cuz its so poor. minorities aren't safe here (sexuality, race, religion, etc.). cops are lazy and underfunded. murders happen all the time. Street thugs and gangsters commit crimes in broad daylight because they can. The number of projects is insanely high because that is all people can afford to live in. gotta keep it on you at all times!
The only reason you'd ever go to Brantford is to buy drugs or guns
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A city in Ontario so dangerous you’d think it was an American ghetto. One of the few cities where you aren’t safe anywhere within its borders. Lots of murder, rape, gangs, assault, drugs, alcohol, robberies, theft and just general violent/property crimes to the highest of levels. Imagine if white trash rednecks moved to the ghetto that is the city in a nutshell. Blight and poverty is also extreme as seen by the many ghettos wherever you go. But they the heroine is cheap!
Brantford is a place that you don’t go to even if you need to.
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Brantford is a fun city in Ontario that resides outside of the GTA. Murder, assault, theft, drug use, and tape are all activities that the locals love to do here! They especially take pride in their murder rate as they often get to compete with Thunder Bay for who claims the top spot in Canada each year as a friendly competition! The citizens here also love minorities as shown by their extremely high hate crime rate! Their women are also quite fun! If you’re lonely and in need of a friend, pay the ones standing on the corners to hop in your stolen car and hangout with you for an hour! Oh, I almost forgot, they city has fireworks displays every night, just listen and you’ll here it anywhere you are! I can never seem to find them when I look up though……
Are you white, violent, poor, uneducated, intolerant, and a redneck? Brantford is the city for you! Houses start at a rate of $5.79, a pack of cigarettes, and a bottle of booze!
by Monster truck1 December 12, 2021
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