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nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin
damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.
by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009
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Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!
by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018
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turquoise-brained idiot

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise
Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.
by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021
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smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.
Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.
by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019
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Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org
Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.
by fellowApe June 11, 2022
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female-brained

A slur against individuals who generally replace logic in decision-making with emotion, are hypergamous in mate selection, and do not understand the concepts of honor and shame.

Psychological differences include: sensitivity to social cues (emotional), follow social trends/groupthink(diet trends, self-harm, astrology, etc.), less competitive(choose gender studies over STEM fields), less direct in speech and rely on "hints", and are 3x more talkative compared to male-brained individuals.

Anatomical brain differences include: 10% smaller brain volume, decreased IQ variation, perform worse on visuo-spatial tasks and better on verbal tasks, and 2x more likely to develop depression/PTSD.
In terms of speaking with female-brained individuals, do not expect a well-thought out, logical answer. One might expect an answer related to social norms in response to criticism (e.g "you're short, lol").
by ;;;''' May 16, 2021
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