Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

by Hippedi January 12, 2012

Brainulate

(v) To destroy one's brains

I am literally about to brainulate you at this currentanious momentanious moment in time.

by CSX745 November 5, 2020

brainchild

Brainchild is a word to describe an incredibly smart kid with an exceptionally large head. A brainchild usually gets bullied for having such a big head, but he knows how not to take offence.

Look at that dumb Brainchild, he has such a big head

by Big dick bois January 10, 2022

brainshit

this is bullshit, which consistently comes from a certain person.

That kieron kid constantly brainshits

by TheChrissy09 March 15, 2009

brandhate

To hate something just because of its brand.

I just loooove coke, but pepsi disgusts me more than anything else! I'd rather jump off a cliff than drink any of that shit!

wtf, you're just a freakin' brandhater!

by brandlover April 2, 2009

Brawnchitis

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.

Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.

by imaswoleman April 8, 2015

Brainmate

The exact same fucking definition as "mindmate". Yes this word does not need to exist, because it means the exact same thing as another word but fuck mindmate. Brainmate sounds so much cooler.

Word invented by Roop Warraich

Dude. Jordan and I literally think exactly the same. She's so awesome. We're like totally brainmates.

by NoIAmNotJordan March 6, 2017