Babytarded

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.

Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.

by Atomic blast January 5, 2012

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared

"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.

Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.

by pnistico August 20, 2010

boarded

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

by MarkHGoldstein March 13, 2013

Boyardee Bombing

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.

Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!

by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021