Boondoggling

When one partner urinates in a cup, and then subsequently pours the urine into a fan that is placed facing the other partner so that the urine sprays out in a fine mist onto their face.

"Yo, man! You been crying?"
"Nah. I've just been boondoggling with my girl."
"Word?"
"1"

by Trey Miller April 5, 2008

Boondoggle

A journey filled with shenanigans.

On our boondoggle in Laughlin Mr. Laughlin took us to his ranch and Patrick prepared a hot pocket for him.

by Bpcjamin February 21, 2015

boondoggers

Really large breasts on a not so large woman. Word originated from the South

Look at the boondoggers on her!

by kz May 13, 2005

BOOMdoggle

boom·dog·gle -noun
(BOOM!-doggle)

Pronounced: boom-dog-uhl

1. robbing Peter to pay Paul blows up in your face!
2. to rob or attempt to deceive the public: to boomdoggle home buyers into buying "over their budget" by offering low interest rates and no money down.

Can throwing large amounts of federal money at public works projects jump-start our economy and lead to prosperity or only result in an expensive and wasteful boomdoggle.

by Mitch Bashore February 24, 2009

Boondoggle

The act of braiding ones pube hair in varies patterns; which may include spiral, zipper, zig-zag, brick, etc.....

My wife pulled my pants down to perform oral sex and seen I had a few boondoggles dangling so she divorced me.

by That1Guy42069 July 24, 2023

boondoggle

The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.

Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.

Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle

by scruples101 April 16, 2010