Jingle Boyed

To be ignored or palmed off by a love interest at christmas time.

Oh is James coming to the Christmas party?

- No, I got jingle boyed

or

I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me

by Daisy Louise Stower March 13, 2016

New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.

Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

hard boiled

An adjective describing a person that is seemingly unphased by anything. Derived from the Hong Kong movie Hard Boiled directed by John Woo.

Yo don't mess with them cats, they hard boiled.

by Ace April 11, 2004

Boyle's Law

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.

Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.

by Soulja Boyle June 26, 2008

Bosled

when a group of hetero male friends gets together to do something that would be considered way too gay to tell girlfriends or wives about.

I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?

Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!

by bosledfan1 March 22, 2010

boiled egg fart

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.

mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!

by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013

Boylemia Nervosa

Boylemia -Boyle-mi-a Ner-vo-sa-

a tv talent induced nervous mania - characterised by the incoherent ramlings of middle aged women, often following rejection by wide social groups.

Had Sharon O taken a pill before the show on saturday evening as she was mumbling, could not be understood and had developed strange dance like twitches?

no - its was more likely a case of Boylemia Nervosa. see also Boyles Syndrome

by Clapham-junction June 1, 2009