Barrows Stick

A penis that is marked by its enormity and ability to make slutty college girls refer to it simply as "huge". Stories surrounding this allegedly massive chunk of man meat involve making girls cum multiple times during sexual interactions, a ton of alcohol, yearning for puffy pink nipples and boatloads of pornography.

Steve: "The Barrows Stick needs to be let out of its cage. It's been forever."
Prescott: "You mean the acorn?"
Steve: "No. I mean the Barrows Stick. It's huge and deserves a good home."

by Not Clay Matthews February 21, 2011

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Brennan Bobrow

An angry and aggressive joker. Yet lovable, he is adored by all the ladies and the fellas love to chill with him.

A Brennan Bobrow is a gentleman when he needs to be but is always thinking of something completely unacceptable

I got to go party with that guy, he's a Brennan Bobrow

by Acry December 6, 2010

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boreout

Boreout (or Boredom Burnout Syndrome) is a psychological disorder that causes both mental and physical illness. On the psychological level, boredom, dissatisfaction and permanent frustration gradually lead the victim of burnout into a vicious circle. It gradually loses the will to act at the professional level and at the personal level. To the loss of self-esteem, is added the constant anxiety of being discovered. The burnout victim lives with the constant fear that his supervisor, his colleagues and even his friends will discover his inactivity and his duplicity. A state of constant sadness takes hold of the employee provoking crises of tears for no particular reason. Being constantly confronted with the emptiness of his professional life and his uselessness in society, the employee is in great pain. Suffering all the more accentuated that it can not be shared and if it is, is not understood. Boreout is also a trigger for physical diseases such as certain types of epilepsy caused by stress or exhaustion, severe sleep disorders, hand and voice tremors, shingles and ulcers.

“Boreout consists of three elements: boredom, lack of challenge, and lack of interest.”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 18, 2018

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straw boat borrows arrows

The act of using someone's strength against them.

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The term is said to have originated from the Chinese strategist, Zhuge Liang, during the Battle of Red Cliff against the army of Cao Cao.

Before the Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhuge Liang went to visit the Wu camp to assist Wu strategist Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang as a threat to Eastern Wu and was also jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent. Therefore, he assigned Zhuge Liang the task to make 100,000 arrows in ten days or face execution. Zhuge Liang, however, swore he would finish this seemingly impossible task in three days. He requested 20 large boats, each manned with many straw men and a few soldiers. Before dawn, Zhuge Liang ordered his soldiers to beat war drums and shout orders, to imitate the noise of an attack.

Zhuge Liang sat with Lu Su inside one of the boats drinking wine. The Wei soldiers, unable to see in the fog, fired many volleys of arrows at the sound of the drums. The straw men were soon filled with arrows, and Zhuge Liang returned to Wu having fulfilled his promise.

(Jin blocks Mike's punch to the face, and in seconds brings his friend to the ground)

Jin: Straw boat borrows arrows, eh?
Mike: That's not one of those Chinese proverbs, is it?
Jin: >:)

by seizure_salad January 8, 2010

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