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fuck me boots

Boots that cock teasers like to wear to turn a guy on and leave him hanging.
Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.
by yorkie stomper August 23, 2008
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fuck me boots

Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.
Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!

Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.

Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.

Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl

Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.

Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?

Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!

UGH UGH UGH UGH...

2 minutes later...

Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?

Dave: Yeh, so does your face.

Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face

Dave: OK sure

ugh ugh ugh ugh

Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
by deano2007 May 2, 2007
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Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.
Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"
by Markkyto December 27, 2008
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Fuck me boots

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them
guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'
by oodycaboodious September 30, 2005
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Fuck me boots

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.
Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"
by thuringian August 6, 2009
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come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006
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fuck me boots

boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.
omg i think i want to wear my fuck me boots!! I might get lucky!!
by koala May 13, 2005
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